Text 29 Sep 353,974 notes

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

Text 29 Sep 429,959 notes

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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Video 29 Sep 654,126 notes

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

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Photo 29 Sep 323,187 notes

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Photo 29 Sep 496,106 notes little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

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Text 29 Sep 120,628 notes things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep
Chat 29 Sep 247,758 notes
  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
Photo 29 Sep 374,688 notes

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Video 29 Sep 219,458 notes

thatfunnyblog:

 

image

penis-hilton, tearing families apart since 2014 xo

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Photo 29 Sep 203,456 notes benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

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